Having worked in a shop i know realise that the title of this post is completely true. No longer can i take the ignorance that customers have as always being right. For example when people bring stuff back that they have obviously worn, is at least 3 years old and stinks of smoke do they expect a full refund with a fucking blow job thrown in. I know shops are all money grabbing cunts but come on give me a break here. Even the old "it was broken when i got it out of the box" doesnt work because you obviously dropped the fucking thing on the floor on the way to your people carrier which yes does say im old, got a family and have given up on sex. One of the major problems is flat packs. Now i have put a fair few of these things together so know how shit they are but when they are returned with half the screws sticking out of them and three planks put in place it is obvious you have tried to bodge the thing together and have fucked up big style. Yes, i have just purchased this flat pack and there are 6 parts missing and theres a massive scratch from a screw driver down the side of this piece that someone has already tried to screw together. Can i have a full refund? at which point anyone who has worked in a shop will say no im sorry there is no return on these items if they have been put together plus you have no receipt. The fucker then wants to speak to a manager and spends 10 mins shouting at you to fetch one. You fetch one and the customer turns into the virgin mary. The manager gives the refund and you look a prick. I mean who pays these bastards in suits to come and to make you look like a dick in front of customers. Its true tho in retail you get paid more and do less work the higher you get. Except you have to spend so much time up peoples arses that you come out browner than a west indian in the desert. Shops are great places to work i mean you get paid hardly anything to run around after people who treat you like shit. If half the school population knew what it was like to spend their life working in a shop they would spend their whole lives at school. All the career advisor has to do is mention the word retail and the chav behind the desk would be asking to see the brochure for oxford university. Mind you i would love to see the teachers faces when a load of chavs start to deficate on the school field. I wouldnt really be bothered though i hold teachers in as much respect as i do the bastards who try to return worn underwear. I mean what do they do? Copy out of a book on to a black board? do you need training for that? can anyone go in for this and learn who to write with chalk? You get about 48 weeks holiday a year and finish at 3 30. Ok so you have to tick a few pages but come on i would rather do that than have to look after some twat who is spending 6 hours to choose between a red jumper and a blue one. Your going to buy them both and return them both anyway so just get it and fuck right off. they are even striking today what do they have to strike about? Not enough red pens? the teacher next to them has coffee breath? they cant reach the top of the blackboard to copy out page 69? just shut the fuck up and work! Mind you though health and safety would probably stop any teacher reaching above their head i mean the whole fucking world is health and safety mad now. You cant piss without using a pair of gloves and having to get scrubbed like we did for the BSE outbreak. Imagine the toilet blockade at the library when you come out and they make you put your cock in a bucket with soapy water then they spray you with a high pressure washer. It would stop boyfriends cheating or actually i would just mean they would piss themself so either way no one will be getting any sex.