Have you ever noticed that cling film is a bastard thing that can only be worked by women? It doesnt matter how hard you try the thing either sticks to you like a fly on shit or it rips in fifteen thousand different places. It should have a female only sticker on the packaging and sold in a separate space in the supermarket where they sell only female stuff. You know like tampons and shampoo. An aisle just for cling film, shampoo and tampons. Imagine if you sent your boyfriend out to do the shopping and those three things were on the list. It would be an even bigger bastard if you were the boyfriend and got back and wrapped your sandwiches in a sanitory towel and stuck the tube of cling film in the bathroom cupboard. Just imagine the woman half asleep shoving that thing up her crotch. I suppose its supposed to keep food fresh so maybe it works both ways. At least you could probably get the sanitory towel to work but the looks you would get as you pull your lunch out at work. I dont see the problem though, you could use the towel after to wipe away any excess mayonaise or even offer it to one of your female colleagues. You will know which one to pick cause she will be sat in the corner with a face like a smacked arse. The amount of women that i speak to and they say it doesnt affect me, my mood never changes. Bollocks! Every women turns into the devil on speed when the painters are in. I'm not moaning i think child birth gives them the right to have a period of time when they arent quite happy. Just imagine if you had to get an american football out of the end of your penis. They have the right to be a bit miffed and take a little bit of the aggression out on us. It is our fault after all. Well most of the time, sometimes its the bloke next door. But luckily for him he gets a shag then has nothing more to do with it. He gets to piss off while we are stuck paying and looking after a kid that isnt ours. Its probably a good idea then to be single and live in a street full of women. You would never be short of people who could wrap your sandwiches then and they wont be using their sanitory towels as much due to pregnancy so you could even take a handy facewipe/female present to work!