What is it with this idea to join human and animal cells together? are we not stupid enough without trying to join us with the most stupid set of creatures on earth. I mean look at the fact apart from us only dolphins have sex for fun. What animals in their right mind wud have sex for any other reason? Mind you i think we have possibly got that wrong because when a bull goes running around shagging every cow in the field i dont think he's doing it cos he wants 300 kids i think its cos he likes the feeling. Ok maybe its us whose bloody stupid and maybe the animals will be upset that we are joining their cells with ours. I would be pissed off if i was a monkey and all of a sudden i started to wear a hoodie and happy slap a chimp. Have you seen those chimps they would kick a monkeys ass. Mind you the monkey wouldnt be able to pull out his mobile phone and film it would he? I mean where would he keep it, he's got no pockets. Look at a fish for instance, what would happen if we crossed its cells with a normal blokes? well the fish would have half the memory power. It would forget the wife asked him to empty the dishwasher and he would lose the remote down the sofa and forget where the sofa was. I suppose there would be one good thing to come out of this tho imagine if we got crossed with a donkey the amount of women that would enjoy sex with a half man half donkey. I mean the idea the woman might get a bit of fur in her mouth from getting off with a donkeys head but the human bottom half would be fine. I think some humans have already been crossed with a few animals tho, Jade Goody and a hippo, Princess Margaret and a horse, dale winton and a rampant wildebeest and last but not least ant and dec!